fartgallery:

fartgallery:

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I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge

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IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE

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this is breaking my heart :(

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i guess i have a cat now

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(via sarcasticsarcous)

toenail-fister:

Boys need body positivity too, so I’m here to tell the boys that need it that you look fucking awesome today. And have a nice fucking day because you fucking deserve it.

(via sarcasticsarcous)

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

(via stupidpeaches)

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via stupidpeaches)


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